Top 10: People Who Died in 2009 that I Actually Might Miss

6 01 2010


10. Dom DeLuise
I’ll always remember him from The Muppet Movie and All Dogs Go To Heaven – that, and growing up I always confused him with Paul Prudhomme.


9. Bea Arthur
The world lost at least 25% of its sass that day.


8. Patrick Swayze
His inclusion is more for Karyn, though his struggle with pancreatic cancer was quite admirable.


7. Soupy Sales
I’ll admit it – I’m a game show addict, and his appearances on the Match Game were some of the best. My parents remember his innovation in television comedy, and I’ll never look at a cream pie the same way ever again.


6. Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein
Let’s face it – the guy survives a near-fatal plane crash only to be killed by an overdose less than a year later. Admirable? Not so much, but his memory will live on.


5. James Owen “The Rev” Sullivan
Drummer for Avenged Sevenfold, The Rev passed away in late December – one of the last to make the cut. He was 28 years old…too young to die. (But then again, who isn’t?)


4. Edward Kennedy
The Liberal Lion. Without his efforts, perhaps the health care debate wouldn’t have reached the point it has. (I’m still keeping my fingers crossed.)


3. John Hughes
In my senior year of high school, I did a presentation about The Breakfast Club. The movie has become one of my ultimate favorites, and I’ll never forget what Hughes did for the genre – he made it slightly more realistic.


2. Les Paul
Music as we know it would not be the same without the innovations of Les Paul.


1. Billy Mays
Okay, I’m going to try and elaborate a little bit on this one, since Mr. Mays is a strange choice. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve been fascinated by infomercials. I’ll stay up late or wake up early to catch a bit of the Showtime Rotisserie Grill, the Magic Bullet, hell, anything presented in long-form informercial form is something that will catch my attention. And then the world gave us Billy Mays, and everything was changed. He was able to compress the energy and urgency of a regular infomercial into a few sweet minutes. He got your attention, and he kept it. He wouldn’t advertise anything that didn’t work, which is why to this day my family still uses Oxi-Clean and Kaboom. He was taken from us far too early in life – June 28, 2009 – and the world will never be the same.

So to you, Mr. Mays, I raise a toast. It’s hot chocolate, but it’s heartfelt nonetheless. May you be pitching wherever you are now, and I hope that whoever you’re with has a lifetime supply of Mighty Putty and Hercules Hooks, because they’ll absolutely need them.





Trilo…baking? Cookies From Beyond the Cambrian

22 12 2009

DSCN0028 ‘Tis the season, am I right?

Wait. I mean, sure, it’s time for holidays, but more importantly, it’s time for cookies! Now, since this is Bitch Like A Geologist, this means only one thing – SCIENCE COOKIES.

Now, the fantastic Professor George W. Hart has had a wonderful recipe for trilobite cookies lurking around the web for quite some time now, but it wasn’t quite what I was looking for. This seemed a bit dry and I’m not a fan of jam cookies, so I tried to amend the process a bit.

The recipe calls for a cookie gun, and the shape is obtained based on one key piece – the bar attachment. So I started looking around for a nicer recipe to use with a cookie gun, and came across a really nice one…in the box, of all places.

Classic Spritz Cookies
Note: this is English measurement, but I can translate to metric if requested!

You will need:
for the cookies
1 1/2 cups butter (three sticks)
1 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
2 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
Don’t forget, you need a cookie gun with a bar attachment!

for the coating
1/2 lb. white chocolate merckens (I buy them from a local candy making supply store, but they can be purchased online here. Any color can be used, I just prefer white chocolate!)
an assortment of nonpareils

Procedure:
Preheat oven to 375°. Thoroughly cream butter and sugar. Add egg, milk, vanilla, and almond extract and beat well. Stir together flour and baking powder and gradually add to creamed mixture, mixing to make a smooth dough. Do not chill. Place dough into cookie gun and press cookies onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 10-12* minutes or until lightly browned around edges. Remove cookies from sheet and cool on rack.

Makes 7-8 dozen cookies. (…or less if you can’t stop eating the dough!)

A few things: The dough really didn’t want to stick, so I found that if I moved quickly, they stuck better. I used parchment paper on the bottom of my baking sheets, and that seems to have really cut down the mess. This also cut down the cooking time, and ours stayed in the oven for only about 8 minutes. Now to the fun part…the icing!

I took a handful of the merckens and melted them in the microwave, checking and stirring every 30 seconds for about two minutes. This got them nice and melty. I then dipped the head of my trilobuddy into the chocolate, then the bottom, and set them to rest on some wax paper. Using a toothpick, I dipped the end into a little bit of chocolate, adhered a little nonpareil, and stuck that into the cookie chocolate for its eyes. I set them out to cool overnight, and in the morning…

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SUCCESS!

I only made 12 with the icing, but based on the response they got, I’ll definitely be making more in the future.

Happy holidays to you and yours!





To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything

8 12 2009

Uh oh. I haven’t updated the BLAG since September? I’m a bad BLAGger. This year has personally been a very rough one. On December 26, 2008, my mother was diagnosed with stage four non-Hodgkins lymphoma. She underwent her first chemotherapy treatment on New Years’ Eve, and was spent the next six months bedridden. Two months after her final treatment, just as she was starting to finally get better, she broke both legs. She’s still recovering from that.

On top of that, this is supposed to be my final year of grad school…and it’s not looking that way. I still have to even start my thesis. But enough excuses – this post isn’t about excuses. This post is about being thankful.

Yes, Thanksgiving was last month, and I don’t tend to agree with it (see: National Day of Mourning), however, it can’t help but serve as a reflection of sorts. This year, though mostly tragic and terrible, has had some wonderful moments.

Cimg0578+ I went to Disney World. Seriously, check back to posts in March or just look through my Flickr – Disney World was easily one of the best trips I’ve ever been on, especially in the company I was with. Being there with three of my best friends really got my mind off of things (and let me warm up in the sun, too!)

+ Argentina. I don’t think I mentioned that enough. The trip was an incredible experience, one I’ll never be able to forget. I’ve been missing the food there something fierce, and finally found a local restaurant that serves chicken milanesa and chimichurri with skirt steak. Sign me the fuck up.

+ My new office. My old office was a fun little box – no windows, but six people that just generally got along pretty damn well and then half of them graduated. :( This year, I was evicted from my little box and moved into a bigger, larger office! With computers! And windows! (Not to mention some of the best people I’ve ever met.)

Cimg1983+ Teacup, my trilobite tattoo. I think we’ve discussed here that I’m very pro body modification, and back in September I got my latest – the beginning to my 3/4 sleeve, Teacup. Teacup is a trilobite and he lives on my forearm. I love him forever, and offer major props to Chuck, my artist at Revolver Tattoo.

+ Meteor showers. My friends Carl and Melissa and I went out to the middle of nowhere, New Jersey, to watch the Perseid Meteor Shower early last month. There was a lot of ambient light, but we still got a lovely view of the shower, not to mention the amazing view of the Milky Way I had when I was in Argentina.

+ Red velvet cupcakes. No explanation is necessary.

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So, BLAGgers, what have you been thankful for this year? It doesn’t matter how small it is. Some good has to come out of 2009.





Welcome Back! It’s Been Far Too Long.

4 09 2009

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You know, random commenter that told me to “suck it up” because I was making “real” geologists look bad? I don’t like your attitude. I may still be a student, and I may have a lot to learn, but I’d like to think that being worried is something that’s common amongst all people, not just “whiny little girls from the ‘burbs.”

Regardless of that, I’m back from Argentina. I have been for quite some time now – August 1, to be exact. Almost a month, and not a day goes by where I don’t miss being there. The work was challenging but provided me with the knowledge to keep going on. The professors I worked with were amongst the top in their field and really knew what they were doing, and possibly as a result of that I felt capable and able. Most of the time.

I won’t lie to you and tell you it wasn’t hard – it was. However, it was one of the most rewarding experiences of my life, and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it to anyone who was serious about geology. Also, where else are you going to be able to have a snowball fight in front of the largest mountain outside of the Himalayas?

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Haters to the left.





Modern Geology: Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina?

26 05 2009

Wow. It’s been almost a month since I’ve updated the BLAG – I haven’t been feeling very inspired to write much of anything lately. There have been earthquakes galore and most of my thoughts have been with the end of the semester and trying to get everything turned in on time. The semester’s been over for nearly two weeks, and I’m still feeling the strain. Why?

Part of it is because this summer, I’ll be doing a field camp. When I was an undergrad, this wasn’t required, but they changed it recently. I technically don’t *have* to go, but I feel like it’ll be an incredible experience. The course I’ll be on is run in conjunction with Cornell University and my home campus, Montclair State University. The field camp is being held in the Andes Mountains of Argentina. We will be doing geologic mapping nearly the entire time we’re there, from July 4 to July 31 of this year.

What has me the most nervous, though, is that I’ve never done any geologic work of this caliber before. The most I’ve ever mapped is a tiny square on campus, not anywhere near this large. Also, the fact that I’ll be away for nearly a month and don’t know much about how I’ll be able to be in touch with my family and friends is a big worry. What if something happens at home? A dear friend recently took a European vacation, and the day she landed she found out that her father passed away. Third biggest worry? I’m one of three girls going. There are thirteen guys. That’s more than a little unbalanced…I just hope I get along with them.

Am I scared? You bet. Will I survive? Hopefully. Anyone have any words of wisdom? Anything that’ll keep me a bit more sane? I don’t speak a lick of Spanish so that doesn’t take away from my panic any.

Consider this my warning sign? ;)





Random Sunday Night: WTFbird?

26 04 2009

Random Sunday Nighters, this week has been especially stressful for me. I finished up a couple of presentations on possible ocean anoxia at the Permo-Triassic boundary, read papers about the geomorphology of Mars, and spent the past two days camping and tracing the Barrovian Sequence and mapping Stony Point Battlefield. I have a very sunburnt shoulder and a sore piercing (but hey, what else is new?) so I turn to Youtube, of course, to take away thinking about the fact that I have a dentist’s appointment at 9:15 tomorrow morning. My friend Ashley links me to this:

The latter bird, as I would later google, is a male Superb Bird of Paradise.

AND IT SCARES THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.

The great thing about nature, ladies and gentlemen, is that it is so truly unbelievable. And that, in and of itself, makes it believable.

The semester’s almost over, and hopefully – HOPEFULLY – regular science posting will pick back up. Thanks for your patience!





Random Sunday Night: Gotta…Dig ‘Em All?

19 04 2009

With the recent release of Pokémon Platinum, I started playing Diamond again. Yes, I have Platinum…but I have so much left to do in Diamond! One of my favorite parts of playing has been the Underground – simply because it’s Pokémon geology!

When you get your Explorer Kit in Eterna City, you can dig down into the ground and explore the Underground – a series of mines. By pinging the walls, you can choose to “dig” into bulging walls, and uncover different rocks and fossils. These fossils can be brought up to the surface and reanimated into Pokémon, which you can use in your party. I’ve been playing around with an Aerodactyl…but I really want a Kabuto.

Kabuto are the Pokémon equivalent of my favorite little prehistoric sea creatures, trilobites! Unlike the real thing, these can be reanimated and can be your little in game pixel friends.

The cool thing about games is that reality is suspended. You want to bring a fossil back to life? We can do that! Imagine if we could do that in real life, Jurassic Park style – would we have dinosaur parks, or a national threat? I know I’d bring back a ton of trilobites.

Given the option, would you reanimate any fossil friends? Or would you avoid the chaos all together?

(And if you’re curious, my Friend Code is 2749 7797 8904, name ELYSE – let’s battle!)





Random Sunday Night: So Real, You Can Almost Feel It

12 04 2009

True story #485: I’m hopelessly in love with the third dimension.

Yeah, I know that life is in 3D. But movies? Flat as a pancake. Unless, of course, you have those groovy glasses. One red lens, one blue lens – the rest is history. Though I am usually heavily interested in the science behind things, this is Random Sunday Night – so I’ll leave that up to HowStuffWorks.

Me? I’m going to rave about 3D movies.

I remember being little and seeing pictures, most notably in the book Visual Magic (ISBN #9781402743610 in case the link doesn’t work). The book came with a free pair of 3D glasses and showed me some of the first red/cyan pictures and I was blown away. Whoa, it jumps right out of the page! Five-year-old me was pretty stunned by that.

3D fell out of popularity, but never quite out of my mind. My interest was once again sparked by none other than VH1 – the third installment of its “I Love The 80s” show was filmed entirely in 3D. Since then, it’s made a relatively large comeback! Movies are once again being filmed and shown in 3D – I saw The Nightmare Before Christmas a few years ago, and most recently, Monsters Vs. Aliens.

Side note, I recommend this movie most highly. I haven’t laughed this hard in what seems like forever – and the global warming crack made my scientist heart smile.

When I was searching for images, I came across this site – they’ll send you a free pair of 3D glasses so long as you pay the postage for a letter there! I’ll definitely be doing this in the morning…but for now, I return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Expect a BLAG about the eruptions on the Galapagos sometime this week if I remember!





Random Sunday Night: Propaganda – Believe The Hype!

5 04 2009

I have long been fascinated with the propaganda posters used during war times (and other times, for that matter) in countries around the world. My all-time favorites are old Soviet-era Communist posters, most specifically this one:

I don’t even know what it is. I just love it. I have a huge poster of it on my wall, and I even have the image on a t-shirt. Translated, it’s basically an ad for a publishing company – and the woman is shouting something to the effect of “READ” if I understand correctly. I still love it.

On the other side of the world, the Chinese have this beauty, which I also kind of love – showcasing two of my favorites, Marx and Lenin.

However, the Reds weren’t the only ones with fabulous posters. Take this fine American example from World War II:

Or what about this World War I example?

I don’t know what it is about the art, but propaganda posters always get me. Random enough for your Sunday night, Ellen? :D





Not-So-Local Geology: Structural Damage and Flooding in the Midwest

30 03 2009

Two friends of mine over on Livejournal have been experiencing two different geological (or at least geomorphological) troubles lately, and I’d like to expand on their situations a bit.

My friend Misty lives in the small town of Gillespie, IL. It’s approximately an hour north of St. Louis, and is smack dab in the middle of a formerly mining county. Reports say that mine subsidence, or sinking and shifting of the earth’s surface due to an underground mine collapse, is common in the area. On Saturday, the principal of the school noticed cracks all through the foundation of the school – and declared that it had to be closed indefinitely, and can potentially never be reopened. Now, officials are panicing because nobody knows what to do with the students now that their $7.5 million, 7 year old school is unusable.

Mine subsidence is becoming more and more common, with more and more mines becoming abandoned. While not initially dangerous, the ground will eventually sink in all the way and cause some pretty serious damages. Googling, I came across this site by the Pennsylvania State Department of Environmental Protection that explains the different types of damage that mine subsidence can cause – of those, sinkholes are the most common.

More information on the situation in Gillespie can be found here and here.

Melissa, on the other hand, lives a bit further north, just outside of Fargo, ND on the Minnesota side. Her husband, Z, has been tracking the flooding in his own blog, Life in a Floodplain. The spring thaw, paired with a particularly nasty storm season, has really brought on an evil flood, which finally made the news on this half of the country sometime last week.

Worst of all is that late last week, a winter storm hit and dumped about 4 inches of snow on the area. The picture here is of explosives blowing up ice dams in the Missouri River.

The dangers of living on a floodplain are relatively well known – as a matter of fact, you aren’t allowed to build on a floodplain anymore. Buildings that are already standing, though, are still able to be inhabited. And with the high amount of control that is put on river structure now, meanders aren’t allowed to move, so floodplain flooding is even more exaggerated. I don’t have any solid answers as to why people choose to live on floodplains – but the risk is always present, and awareness can be incredibly helpful.

For more information on the flooding, check this link, or keep your eyes peeled for an update to Z’s blog.